一支富貴權霸的簽

本人身居海外多年, 仍得知過往某個農曆新年, 新界紳貴發哥曾代表香港人於車公廟求過簽。 本人不是什麼達官貴人, 但眼見在過往數年香港的仇富問題嚴重, 所以在今天虎年最後一天, 這個年三十晚, 無遂自薦為城中各大豪霸權貴, 如燊哥, 發哥, 誠哥...等等, 求一支簽替他們問自身和家宅。

以下簽文純粹搞嘢, 並無上, 中, 下簽之分, 如有類同, 實屬不幸:

社稷四散如分屍

寧靜從始已不再

前科作孽晚來受

古代聖賢皆道善

庚寅年秋題

芝城步入九月份
旻天未幾已漸黑
輕風吹來覺微涼
綠葉瞬間變紅黃
秋蟬鳴得響又亮
歸途之音蕩迴腸
問公何有想成敗
明年之春畫自解

I want to see you naked

I want to see you naked,
From the first time we come to know each other.

I want to see you naked,
No matter where you would go.

I want to see you naked,
That is the only way to know you better.

I want to see you naked,
Not of your body but of your heart and soul.

I want to see you naked,
And that is all I wanted to do.